Try to contain your tears, Yates Isle of Wight has been crowned the most tragic hometown club in the country — according to student website The Tab.
The ‘club’ grabbed the title with 2,107 votes, beating other ‘simultaneously awful and amazing’ venues such as Tramps in Worcester and Acapulco in Halifax.
Responsible for the nomination was University of Portsmouth journalism student Patsie Gorman, 20.
Patsie said: “ I’m full of dread! I’m most definitely blacklisted and will never be allowed back again.”
Regardless, we doubt this is going to ruin our Saturday night plans.